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... a place where I experiment with computer programming and complain about stuff

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 I created this website as a means to experiment with and learn more about computer programming.

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Latest observations, complaints and stories

The racist black woman

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, May 15, 2011 1:43:38 PM PDT

This incident happened on Sunday, May 15th 2011 at a bus stop near Stratford in East London. I was waiting for a bus with my son Anthony when a black woman arrived pushing a baby buggy. There was an infant in the buggy. With her was also a teenage girl who looked about fifteen years old and a boy who was about four years old. At this point I have to mention that my son is mixed race and they were all pure black.

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Is there a way that we can settle this with sex?

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, April 3, 2011 3:11:04 AM PDT

I was watching one of the American cop TV programs where a woman was stopped by two cops (men) for drunk driving...things were not going well for her because she failed all the sobriety tests...

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12 year old boy punching and spitting on a girl's face

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Saturday, April 2, 2011 2:49:39 PM PDT

Up until this evening I had never seen such violent brutality from a young person. I was two streets away from home driving the car from a basketball game when I suddenly heard a loud noise. I looked and saw a group of youngsters. There must have been about eight of them...

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Sometimes a little gesture of kindness could have the biggest impact on someone else's life.

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Tuesday, February 15, 2011 11:32:37 AM PST

I received this one from a good friend of mine, Pamela, at work today. I thought I'd publish it here so that it could benefit others. Here goes...

We all know or knew someone like this!!

One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.   His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.  I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.'  I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

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Condoms on the floor at the bank

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Friday, January 28, 2011 3:34:30 PM PST

One lunch time I went to the bank to deposit a cheque. This was in about the year 2006 when I was still working in Soho, London. The queue was very long and the bank was short-staffed as is typical of many banks in London....

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Don't let a Japanese toilet ruin your trip to Japan

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Friday, January 28, 2011 3:18:36 PM PST

The first time I met a state of the art Japanese toilet was in July 2009 at my then girlfriend's house in Nagoya, Japan. Before that time I had never seen such a sophisticated toilet in my life. I was used to British toilets, which are by and large very basic in their functionaliy. For me British toilets were normal because they represent your typical western style toilets, and I'd already seen them when I was growing up in Swaziland. When I was a boy in the countryside in Swaziland I'd never seen a flushing toilet and I was used to crouching under a bush, doing my business and then use some tree leaves after.

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Two Swazi illegal workers removed from Isle of Wight

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, January 16, 2011 3:48:35 PM PST

What are the odds of this happening given the fact that my country is so tiny and the Swazi population in the UK must be very low?

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About this website

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:00:28 PM PST

Welcome to my new website. Most of you must have noticed that the site had nothing on it for a very long time. However, that's about to change.

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Recently my car tyre was punctured by a burst water main on a London road

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:39:39 PM PST
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I was travelling up Kensington High Street to a basketball game at night when I came to a pool of water on the road. There was water everywhere..

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Things you should never do

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:26:08 PM PST

Here is a list of things you should try and avoid if you can help it. The list will grow as I discover more things that should never be done.

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Don't lose your cool when arguing your point

Posted by Ernest Fakudze on Sunday, December 26, 2010 10:01:37 AM PST

I spent about five minutes asking a Chinese lady to vacate my allocated seat on the plane, but she wouldn't budge. I was really getting impatient with her because of what I'd already been through with Chinese people on China Eastern Airline...

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